꒰⚘݄꒱₊┊i cannot die. // there is a cure for any virus (also cancer) // the world is immune to world hunger, climate change, comets, storms etc.// dementors cannot attack // lord voldemort will not return; nor has ever returned nobody tries to carry out his legacy. ˊˎ-

• i cannot have any major injuries
• i cannot vomit
• no spiders, bugs, incests/insects in my dorm/common room
• i cannot get headaches
• nobody can walk in on me doing explicit things (unless it’s my s/o)
• i don’t have depression, anxiety, or any mental illness’ in this reality.
• my makeup can’t come off in water, even if i rub it off.
• i cannot have my wand stolen
• the portraits cannot make fun of me/dislike me.
• any house elf cannot steal my socks/clothes.
• moaning myrtle and i are on good terms, she does not gossip about me to other students.
• i always get my way when it comes to slytherins sabotaging me.
• the twins cannot trick me with the “dung-bomb tag” game.
• none of the professors or adults (ESPECIALLY FILCH) can catch me when my friends and i are sneaking out
• love potions do not work on me
• nobody can and will know i shifted there
• dumbledore cannot read my mind
• my spells never backfire, my wand cannot break, and my potions do not fail